Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Health Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Health The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Health
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Health I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Health
May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Health Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Health
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Health
"It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Health My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Health
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Health
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Health Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Health
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Health "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Health
"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Health Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Health Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Health
