Newcastle under Lyme Golf Club - Challenging parkland 18 hole, 6317 yards par 72 course set in mature woodlands. Includes location, history and fixtures.
Trentham Golf Club - 18 hole parkland golf course recognised by the R & A in 1894. Facilities for visitors include a private locker room, large practice area, snooker table and two squash courts.
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This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
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here's the rub, my darling dear,
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
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