Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Travel and Tourism I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Travel and Tourism
"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Travel and Tourism I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Travel and Tourism
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Travel and Tourism We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Travel and Tourism
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Travel and Tourism
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Travel and Tourism The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Travel and Tourism
"Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Travel and Tourism If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Travel and Tourism
I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Travel and Tourism
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Travel and Tourism We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Travel and Tourism
"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Travel and Tourism Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Travel and Tourism
The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Travel and Tourism The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Travel and Tourism
In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Travel and Tourism "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Travel and Tourism
