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Tamworth Borough Council - Contains a list of businesses, leisure activities, and job opportunities. Also includes a list council services and contact numbers.
Two Gate Club - Details of club including whats on, history, news, and sporting sections.
Tamworth Writers Group - Includes meetings programme and member anthologies.
Finditin Tamworth - Resource for local residents including council information, local history, local business listings and community guide.
Drayton Bassett - Official website of the Parish Council. Features news, history, trivia; and many items of community interest.
Flower of Tamworth - Local community business directory with category listings and search facility.
The Peel Hotel - Offers details of accommodation, location, facilities and tarrifs.
Tamworth Local - Tamworth Local Directory, Community Information Site.
"It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels. -- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show There is no sincerer love than the love of food. -- George Bernard Shaw Tamworth The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Tamworth Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. -- Lyn Karol Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol Burnett I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. 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Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands. -- Oscar Wilde To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. -- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Tamworth "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Tamworth Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. -- Baudelaire Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. -- Richard Rosen "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Tamworth A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness. -- Elsa Schiapirelli "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Tamworth A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Buke Ellington Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. -- Walter Prager Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. -- Milton Friedman "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Tamworth My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin. -- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment. -- Ralph Mars The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. -- Abraham Lincoln Tamworth History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history. -- Clarence Darrow Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. -- William Congreve You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. -- Indira Gandhi Tamworth No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone Tamworth When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncl Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) The multitude is always in the wrong. -- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Tamworth "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said. -- George Santayana "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tamworth I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo And gain is gain, however small. -- Robert Browning Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. -- Charles Caleb Colton "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Tamworth Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Tamworth "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tamworth "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan. -- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Tamworth You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. -- John Ciardi Cricket is best described as organised loafing. -- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill Tamworth Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic Tamworth The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Tamworth If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. -- Oscar Wilde "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Tamworth
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