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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Education
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
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"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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-- John Heisman The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Education
I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Education My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Education
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-- Anton Chekhov You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
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stealing, Education Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
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passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Education
Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Education Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Education
"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Education Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Education
Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Education "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Education
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Education Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Education
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Education I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Education
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
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-- Ed Abbey Education
