Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Primary Schools Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Primary Schools
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Primary Schools "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Primary Schools
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Primary Schools "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Primary Schools
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Primary Schools When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Primary Schools
Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Primary Schools To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Primary Schools
"Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Primary Schools I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Primary Schools
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Primary Schools To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Primary Schools
"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Primary Schools We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Primary Schools
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Primary Schools There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Primary Schools
Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Primary Schools The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Primary Schools
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Primary Schools It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Primary Schools
