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No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Travel and Tourism The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Travel and Tourism
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Travel and Tourism "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Travel and Tourism
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Travel and Tourism I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Travel and Tourism
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Travel and Tourism The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Travel and Tourism
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Man and wife make one fool. Travel and Tourism "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Travel and Tourism
"What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Travel and Tourism "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Travel and Tourism
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Travel and Tourism The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Travel and Tourism
The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Travel and Tourism With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Travel and Tourism
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Travel and Tourism If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Travel and Tourism
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Travel and Tourism Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Travel and Tourism
