Bramfield C.E.V.C. Primary School - A village primary school with up to 50 pupils, small classes and individual attention to the children; site includes curriculum, results, resources and a tour round the school.
St Andrew's Church - A 13th century church with a 12th century round tower, containing one of East Anglia's finest rood screens; photographs of the screen and other painted and sculpted works in the church appear on the site.
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Bramfield Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Bramfield
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Bramfield Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Bramfield
blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Bramfield Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Bramfield
When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Bramfield Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Bramfield
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Bramfield Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bramfield
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Bramfield Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Bramfield
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Bramfield Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Bramfield
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Bramfield Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Bramfield
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Bramfield The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Bramfield
"Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Bramfield The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Bramfield
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Bramfield Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Bramfield
