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He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Police Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Police
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Police "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Police
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Police Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Police
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Police If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Police
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Police Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Police
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Police If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Police
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Police All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Police
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Police "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Police
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Police The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Police
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Police "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Police
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Police I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Police
