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Haverhill UK - The businesses, people, amenities, events and clubs of this Suffolk town.
Haverhill Town Council - The official Town Council website offering up to date information on councillors, committees and meetings.
The Interactive Haverhill Directory - Services, businesses, local government, accommodation, clubs, leisure events and all things Haverhill.
Haverhill News - The latest from the town in an interactive searchable format. Includes lottery results and the ability to submit your own news.
Haverhill Sinfonia - Profile and history of the Suffolk-based orchestra. Includes their concert and recital programme, and details of the Haverhill Sinfonia Soloist Competition.
Multiarts - A digital arts project working with the community via workshops, open access and projects in the areas of web design, interactive CDs and DVDs, animation, graphics, DTP, photography and film making.
Calford Carriage Hire - Chauffeur driven car hire. Vehicles, show venues, prices and enquiries.
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- W. Somerset Maugham I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. -- Euripides Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene Haverhill That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant. --John Simon Haverhill Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. -- Vince Lombardi "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. -- Anonymous If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis Haverhill The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. -- John Stuart Mill Haverhill Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Haverhill "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein Haverhill Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. -- Isadora Duncan Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. -- Aldous Huxley "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schultz Haverhill Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. -- Brendan Hills A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -- Bertrand Russell Haverhill The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. -- Arnold Bennett Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The soul is healed by being with children. -- Fyodor Dostoyevski Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol Haverhill Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. -- Groucho Marx It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Haverhill He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door. -- Heywood Brown Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions. -- John Randolph "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken Haverhill "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Haverhill One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. -- Oscar Wilde Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire. -- Gen. George Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly. -- Simeon Strunsky To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. -- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Haverhill The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar Bradley Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. -- Alphonse Allais It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. -- Oscar Wilde Haverhill Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. -- Jim Beggs "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject, when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron scumbags dev "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Haverhill My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional convi Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. -- William Yeats Haverhill I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?" Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Haverhill A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. -- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain Haverhill The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Steven Wright "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Haverhill My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. -- Anonymous Haverhill As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. -- Abraham Lincoln "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield Haverhill Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Gandhi Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Haverhill
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