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University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) News and Media Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner News and Media
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President News and Media Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) News and Media
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde News and Media A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler News and Media
Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins News and Media A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. News and Media
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford News and Media The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop News and Media
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln News and Media To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell News and Media
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. News and Media Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) News and Media
The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland News and Media Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T News and Media
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke News and Media Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett News and Media
If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder News and Media I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken News and Media
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde News and Media This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) News and Media
