"Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Transport "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Transport
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Transport The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Transport
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Transport Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Transport A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Transport
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Transport Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Transport
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Transport "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Transport
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Transport Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Transport
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Transport "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Transport
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Transport Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Transport
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Transport When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Transport
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Transport "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport
