Henry Watson Potteries - Manufacturer of ceramic, terra cotta and earthenware products. Includes description of services offered with pictures and contact details.
Ixworth Village - A village which includes medieval and modern day features with amenities such as shops, Doctors and Dentist Surgeries, a Post Office, Public Houses and many more services.
E W Cousins and Son - Antique dealers located in the old school. Includes description of services offered with pictures and contact details.
The Beeches Residential Homes - Offers care in all aspects of dementia. Overview of accommodation, property and services offered.
"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Ixworth "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Ixworth
blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Ixworth Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Ixworth
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Ixworth My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Ixworth
"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Ixworth It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
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Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Ixworth Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Ixworth
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Ixworth The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Ixworth
A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Ixworth "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Ixworth
Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Ixworth They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Ixworth
The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Ixworth "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Ixworth
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ixworth Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Ixworth
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Ixworth "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Ixworth
