Elmers Hardware - Hardware store with full list of goods for sale with prices.
Kesgrave - Community website, with history, pictures and events.
Kesgrave Cricket Club - Has mens, ladies and junior teams. Includes player profiles, fixtures, results and statistics.
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Kesgrave Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Kesgrave
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Kesgrave Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Kesgrave
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Kesgrave "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Kesgrave
Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Kesgrave True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Kesgrave
"People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Kesgrave The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Kesgrave
It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Kesgrave There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Kesgrave
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Kesgrave Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Kesgrave
They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Kesgrave You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Kesgrave
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Kesgrave A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Kesgrave
"Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Kesgrave "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Kesgrave
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Kesgrave When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Kesgrave
