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Long Melford Village Website - Local village information, including accommodation, restaurants, businesses, shopping, what to see, where to eat and where to stay.
Long Melford Village - Details about the historical village, Kentwell Hall and Melford Hall. Including a business listing and providing much interactivity via the forums, classified ads, chat rooms, postcard service and monthly newsletter.
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The multitude is always in the wrong. -- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Long Melford Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D Thought is action in rehearsal. -- Sigmund Freud Long Melford Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead. -- Saint John Chrysostom "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens. -- E. B. White "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Long Melford Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind. -- Plutarch Silence is argument carried out by other means. - ErnestoCheGuevara If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Long Melford I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it. - Steven Wright People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. -- John Harrigan There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill Long Melford "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner Long Melford Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. -- Samuel Butler Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness. -- Elsa Schiapirelli Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen Long Melford The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! -- Mark Russell I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Long Melford Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. -- Albert Schweitzer "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Long Melford All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Long Melford Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the face of this earth. -- Albert Einstein Every act of creation is first an act of destruction. -- Pablo Picasso Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw Long Melford There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's life Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau ( I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Long Melford I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough." -- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Long Melford You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist. -- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. -- Arnold Bennett Long Melford There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Youth is wasted on the young. -- George Bernard Shaw It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. -- Albert Einstein Long Melford I could prove God statistically. -- George Gallup "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller Long Melford The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong. -- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost (1874-1963) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. -- Buckminster I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Long Melford If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. -- Henry Ford Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. -- Thornton Wilder Long Melford Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain He who limps is still walking. -- Stanislaw J. Lec To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Long Melford Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'. - Friedrich Nietzsche Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work. -- John G. Pollard Long Melford "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Go away...I'm alright. -- H. G. Wells, dying words "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -- George S. Patton, Jr. Long Melford "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon. -- Jerry Olson Long Melford
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