Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Lowestoft You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Lowestoft
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Lowestoft We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Lowestoft
"One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lowestoft Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Lowestoft
It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Lowestoft Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Lowestoft
"God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Lowestoft Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Lowestoft
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Lowestoft "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Lowestoft
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Lowestoft A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Lowestoft
Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Lowestoft Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Lowestoft
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Lowestoft People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Lowestoft
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Lowestoft "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Lowestoft
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Lowestoft The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Lowestoft
