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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
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That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
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A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
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Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
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-- Anonymous A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Travel and Tourism
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Travel and Tourism Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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