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Newmarket directory guide - News, what's on and local directory for Newmarket and the surrounding area. Free online submission for local web sites.
Newmarket On-Line - All about British Horse Racing at Newmarket; history, racing diary, prices, accommodation and night life, plus letters, local notices and a service for people tracing ancestors.
The National Horseracing Museum - Tells the story of the people and horses involved in racing. Overview, tours, facilities, exhibitions, shop and opening hours.
PhysiOptima - Physiotherapy and sports injury clinic. Services offered, staff, price list and contact.
Newmarket Community Website - Covering Newmarket and the surrounding villages of Ashley, Burwell, Chevely, Chippenham, Exning, Fordham, Kennett, Landwade, Moulton and Snailwell, with information on local business, food, drink, shopping, sport, tourism, schools, charities, clubs and services.
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Love is stronger than justice. -- Sting "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Newmarket Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men! -- Wedding Toast The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Newmarket There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Why don't you write books people can read? -- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. -- Vince Lombardi Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin Newmarket If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. -- Anonymous Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester The older one grows, the more one likes indecency. -- Virginia Woolf Newmarket During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. -- Woodrow Wyatt Newmarket "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Baker Newmarket NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother. -- Friedrich Nietzsche "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely. -- Bette-Jane Raphael The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. -- Thomas Jefferson Newmarket Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Anonymous The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise. -- George Santayana Newmarket Never moon a werewolf. -- Mike Binder It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. -- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. -- George Santayana The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. -- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha Newmarket There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it. -- G. K. Chesterton The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -- Anonymous Newmarket If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. -- Bob Inglis, 1995 "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Trust, but verify. -- Ronald Reagan There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin Newmarket I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Newmarket Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar Gracian Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. -- Oscar Wilde He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful. -- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. -- Alexandre Dumas pere Newmarket Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. -- P. J. O'Rourke If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible. -- James McNeill Whistler Newmarket If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore - last words Newmarket Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Newmarket "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Nobody ever died of laughter. -- Max Beerbohm I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier Newmarket I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Newmarket "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you. -- Satchel Paige "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now. -- Ha Newmarket In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way. -- Will Rogers I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. -- Mark Twain Newmarket Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting. -- Anonymous Newmarket "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Newmarket
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