The Fish Bones from Orford, Suffolk - Report prepared by Mark Beech and Charlie Stokes for the Suffolk County Council Archaeological Service. Includes abstract and link to order full report.
Orford and Orford Ness - The town, its 12th-century royal castle, Havergate Island Bird Sanctuary, Suffolk Underwater Exhibition, and Orford Ness - the largest vegetated shingle spit in Europe: what to see, accommodation and shops.
Crown and Castle - Country hotel and restaurant. Accommodation details, menus and booking information.
Lady Florence - A floating restaurant sailing from Orford, on the River Alde and the River Ore. Lunch and dinner cruises
Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
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- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Orford Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Orford
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
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-- Victor Borge Orford Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Orford
"In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
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-- John Von Neuman Orford Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
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The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Orford Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Orford
Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
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-- Gloria Leonard We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Orford
Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Orford "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Orford
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Orford "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Orford
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Orford What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Orford
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Orford The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Orford
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Orford Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Orford
Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Orford "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Orford
