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And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
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-- Henry Ford "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
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-- George Clemenceau Recreation and Sports
"Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
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-- General Douglas MacArthur the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
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-- Peter A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Recreation and Sports
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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computer that th Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
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"One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
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chara And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
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-- George Bernard Shaw Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
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--John Simon Recreation and Sports Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Recreation and Sports
It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
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-- Dorothy Parker My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
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-- Alvin Toffler Recreation and Sports Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
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-- Mike Adams Recreation and Sports
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
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time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Recreation and Sports
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Recreation and Sports "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx The west wasn't won on salad.
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He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Recreation and Sports
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Recreation and Sports "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
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