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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Transport Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Transport Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Transport
Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Transport The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Transport
"... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Transport Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Transport Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Transport
The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Transport "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Transport
As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Transport When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport
Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Transport I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Transport
Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Transport If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Transport
"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Transport The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Transport
We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Transport Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Transport
