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"The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Westleton As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Westleton
"What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Westleton "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Westleton
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Westleton The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Westleton
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Westleton If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Westleton
"Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Westleton "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Westleton
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Westleton "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Westleton
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Westleton Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Westleton
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Westleton Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Westleton
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Westleton "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Westleton
If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Westleton One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Westleton
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Westleton We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Westleton
