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Surrey Library Catalogue - Includes online catalogue and access to borrowers information. Even allows library members to request books online.

Surrey Museums - A site for visitors to museums in Surrey, and for those who work in or for museums in Surrey.

Wandooart Gallery - Paintings by Robert Brown of Ottershaw, Surrey. Work in oils of surreal caribbean landscapes.

Hannahs Costume and Set Design - Devoted to the author's set and costume work, through a period of study and experience in the theatre industry.

The Paper Project - Childrens Saturday morning art and craft Club.

Cobbe Collection, The - Collection of historic keyboard instruments with composer connections on display at the National Trust house, Hatchlands Park. Recital programme.

Musicair Limited - Supporting music appreciation and performance in NW Surrey. Details of their activities, and contact information.

Surrey Mozart Players - Community orchestra performing around Surrey. Site includes concert and rehersal schedules, and contact details.

Close for Comfort Theatre Company - Perform live theatre in your living room, minimum 10 people. Includes rates, area covered and testimonials.

Ockley Dramatic Society - Information on previous and current productions, biographies of all members and how to find them.

Close for Comfort Theatre Company - Surrey theatre company who perform in people's living rooms all over England, anywhere an audience of ten can be gathered. Includes details and contact information.

Surrey Brass - Diary, member information, contact details and repertoire.

Frequency Discos - Photo gallery and contact details for mobile disco entertainment.

Surrey Libraries - Surrey County Council libraries information.

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But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster ...the fog is rising. -- Emily Dickinson, dying words Arts and Entertainment Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. -- Richard Rosen Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. -- George R. Kirkpatrick Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Arts and Entertainment "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." 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(Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and grie Arts and Entertainment Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married. -- George Bernard Shaw Choose a wife by your ear than your eye. -- Thomas Fuller, 1732 "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed -- Kate Halverson Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday Arts and Entertainment "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves Arts and Entertainment At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli Never practice two vices at once. -- Tallulah Bankhead Arts and Entertainment I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. -- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. -- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau Arts and Entertainment It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then." -- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Arts and Entertainment A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. -- Shakespeare, William Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D.H. Lawrence The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis Arts and Entertainment "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! -- Anonymous "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it. -- Josephus Daniels blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Arts and Entertainment Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich! -- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin Arts and Entertainment If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring. -- Alphonse Karr To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't everythin In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. -- Will Rogers Arts and Entertainment Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Buke Ellington And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Arts and Entertainment Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. -- Scott Adams Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it. -- Anonymous "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Arts and Entertainment Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think. -- Anne S Arts and Entertainment Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "... What good are dreams if they come true?" 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