If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from "Think off-center." (George Carlin) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Ash Vale Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Ash Vale
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Ash Vale Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Ash Vale
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Ash Vale "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Ash Vale
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Ash Vale Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Ash Vale
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Ash Vale The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Ash Vale
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Ash Vale Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Ash Vale
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Ash Vale Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Ash Vale
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Ash Vale Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Ash Vale
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Ash Vale Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Ash Vale
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Ash Vale A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Ash Vale
Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Ash Vale There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Ash Vale
