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-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
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-- Will Rogers As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
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