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-- Adlai Stevenson It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
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-- Michel de Montaigne There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Home and Garden I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Home and Garden
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
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-- Wil Shriner Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
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-- Jeff Raskin "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
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-- W. Somerset Maugham Home and Garden There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Home and Garden
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Home and Garden If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Home and Garden
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
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the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Home and Garden
The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
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Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
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-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Home and Garden
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The only reward of virtue is virtue.
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-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Home and Garden
Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
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- Jean-Paul Sartre In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Home and Garden When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
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-- Cormac McCarthy Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Home and Garden
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Home and Garden I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
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- A. J. Liebling Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Home and Garden
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
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-- Joseph Addison Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
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-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Home and Garden
My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
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--Malcolm X Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Home and Garden
