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Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Motoring The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Motoring
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Motoring Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Motoring
If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Motoring If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Motoring
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Motoring A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Motoring
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Motoring Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Motoring
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Motoring Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Motoring
"Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Motoring You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Motoring
Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Motoring The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Motoring
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Motoring Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Motoring
"The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Motoring What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Motoring
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Motoring Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Motoring
