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Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Transport "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Transport
"I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Transport Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Transport
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Transport "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Transport
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Transport "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Transport
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Transport Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Transport
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Transport This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Transport
Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Transport "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Transport
The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Transport "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Transport
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Transport Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Transport
"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Transport A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Transport
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Transport "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Transport
