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Caterham School - A family school providing continuity of education in which boys and girls from the ages of three to eighteen learn together in a caring and stimulating environment.
Caterham Online - Community pages including news, diary, churches and a forum.
Changing Worlds - Providing life changing experiences for young people all over the world, primarily provides gap year placements.
The Sacred Heart, Caterham and St Thomas of Canturbury, Whyteleafe - Roman Catholic churches. Information on churches, current newsletter with Mass times, picture archive and parish diary.
Caterham Town Ring - Local website directory. Includes local promotions, discussion forum and events calendar.
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -- Henny Youngman It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. -- Seneca Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. -- Anon What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? -- Robert Schuller Caterham Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -- Indian proverb To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live. -- H There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. -- Albert Schweitzer Caterham Honor lies in honest toil. -- Grover Cleveland A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Reston "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake. -- D. H. Lawrence Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle. -- Marianne Williamson Caterham Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them. -- Orison Swett Marden The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron Caterham "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Caterham I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Caterham "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -- Benjamin Disraeli I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... -- Peter Oakley The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. -- T. S. Eliot Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken Caterham The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent. -- Michel de Montaigne Caterham It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -- Albert Camus I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition. -- Jacques Barzun "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Caterham "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Caterham She felt in italics and thought in capitals. -- Henry James Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. -- G. K. Chesterton You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. -- American Proverb Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -- Mark Twain Caterham We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. -- Ayn Rand He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'. - Friedrich Nietzsche Caterham "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. -- Will Rogers Give me a museum and I'll fill it. -- Pablo Picasso Never judge a book by its movie. -- J. W. Eagan I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. -- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Caterham The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) She felt in italics and thought in capitals. -- Henry James Caterham Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. -- Aldous Huxley "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. - definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways to be, you know that there are... -- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them. -- Adlai Stevenson Caterham Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. -- Anonymous Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. -- Oscar W "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Caterham Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought. -- Robert Browning The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -- George Bernard Shaw Caterham It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang. -- Tom Robbins He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example. -- Anon. Caterham Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted. -- Albert Einstein The greatest homage to truth is to use it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue. -- Anonymous To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford Caterham The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. -- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Caterham The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate men. -- Henry B. Adams "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts. -- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Caterham "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Caterham
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