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The Company of Animals - Manufacturer and distributor of accessories specifically designed to improve the behaviour of pets. Behaviour consultations by Dr Roger Mugford for problem pets. Animal legal advice.
The Gavin Jones Group - Commercial & Domestic Landscaping, Landscape construction.
Rebus Services Group Limited - Accountants and business, marketing, and computer consultants to small and medium businesses. Profile, services and marketing portfolio.
Millennia Business Systems Ltd - An eclectic mix of MVS systems programmers, consultants, security specialists and web designers.
Sir William Perkins's School - Independent, selective, secondary day school for girls.
Paige Printers - Business cards, letterheads, compliment slips, invoice books, range of keyrings, laminated business cards. On-line brochure.
Discount Linings - Curtain linings, interlinings and curtain tapes at discount prices.
EK Construction - An established building company offering construction, renovation and refurbishment services to domestic and commercial customers. Specialising in loft conversions and extensions.
House of Flowers - Local florist providing flowers for all occasions for Chertsey and surrounding areas.
The Golden Grove - 400 year old pub in Chertsey. Menu, location map and directions.
Elizabeth Ann's Confectionery - Homemade wedding, novelty, celebration and corporate cakes. Gallery of cakes, price guides and contacts page.
St Anne's School - RC Primary School. School prospectus, fun things to do, events and news.
Chertsey - Local community web site offering details about services, news and events in Chertsey.
Presentation Services Group - Large screen, Videowall, and projection IT specialist. Offering technical expertise and creativity in the production of video and audio visual presentation.
The Natural Stone Company - Offers York or Portland steps and paving. Profile, portfolio and enquiry form.
Salesian School - Grant maintained secondary school. Includes profile, mission statement, calendar and pupil pages.
Sewing Machine Trade Association - Provides a forum for those whose main professional activity is involved in the distribution of industrial and domestic sewing equipment, knitting machines, haberdashery, craft products and allied merchandise.
Windsors Hotel - Provides accommodation and a wine bar and restaurant. Describes its facilities with tariff and directions.
Leegold Ltd - Offers overseas procurement services to African industry. Describes its activities with news and history.
Abbeymead Dental Centre - Private and NHS practice. Includes mission statement, history, qualifications, office information, product list, and explanation of terms and procedures.
G T Refrigeration & Air Conditioning - Describes its product range and services with testimonials and information about its sponsored penguin.
NM Consulting - Web and intranet designers. Describes its services with news and portfolio.
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon. -- Jerry Olson "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen Chertsey As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them. -- Oscar Wilde Only the little people pay taxes. -- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve. -- Francois Cavanna Chertsey People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend. -- Walter Savage Landor No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. -- Abraham Lincoln It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. -- Abraham Lincoln Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve. -- Francois Cavanna Chertsey "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things: and in that You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone Chertsey There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage -- Martin Luther "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. -- Tom Clancy Chertsey Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. -- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Chertsey And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon. The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Chertsey "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -- Henny Youngman You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence. -- Robert Frost Chertsey The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. -- Henry Ford I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell [text_end] [text_start] A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar Chertsey Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. -- Samuel Paterson "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Chertsey If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. -- Beverly Sills That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. -- Gloria Vanderbilt For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth- knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx Chertsey The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. -- Oscar Wilde Chertsey Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace. -- William Gladstone Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers Chertsey A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. -- George Bernard Shaw Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron Levenstein Chertsey Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. -- Londo Molari Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron Levenstein America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Toynbee "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey Chertsey It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Baker Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken Chertsey The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and the Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toil "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Chertsey We do not remember days; we remember moments. -- Anonymous Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard Chertsey See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? -- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today? --Loesje The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. -- Andy Warhol Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Chertsey Every calling is great when greatly pursued. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. -- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo Chertsey Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Mistakes are the portals of discovery. -- James Joyce Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre Chertsey I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. -- Albert Einstein "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. -- Cesare Pavese Chertsey
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