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Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Arts and Entertainment The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Arts and Entertainment
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Arts and Entertainment >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Arts and Entertainment
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Arts and Entertainment "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Arts and Entertainment
"We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Arts and Entertainment A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Arts and Entertainment
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Arts and Entertainment Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Arts and Entertainment
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Arts and Entertainment Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Arts and Entertainment
Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Arts and Entertainment Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Arts and Entertainment
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Arts and Entertainment "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Arts and Entertainment
"Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Arts and Entertainment Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Arts and Entertainment
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Arts and Entertainment "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Arts and Entertainment
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Arts and Entertainment Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Arts and Entertainment
