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A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Business and Economy "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Business and Economy
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Business and Economy "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Business and Economy
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Business and Economy "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Business and Economy
"Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Business and Economy
"Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Business and Economy Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Business and Economy
"How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Business and Economy I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Business and Economy
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Business and Economy We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Business and Economy
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Business and Economy A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Business and Economy
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Business and Economy Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Business and Economy
Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Business and Economy My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Business and Economy
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Business and Economy And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Business and Economy
