Kelmscott Farm - Horses trained. Liveries taken for schooling, private tuition for all levels.
Cranleigh Amateur Swimming Club - Has competition calendar, training schedule, and members area with team selections and results. The club's main activity is competitive swimming.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Recreation and Sports "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
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Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Recreation and Sports "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Recreation and Sports
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Recreation and Sports If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Recreation and Sports
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Recreation and Sports Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Recreation and Sports
I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Recreation and Sports Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Recreation and Sports
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Recreation and Sports blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Recreation and Sports
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Recreation and Sports Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Recreation and Sports
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Recreation and Sports You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Recreation and Sports
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Recreation and Sports Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Recreation and Sports
