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Dorking Swimming Club - The site has the club diary, press releases, training times and venues, joining instructions, fees and constitution. A members area has swim times and gala results. This club caters for teaching, competitive and Masters swimming.
Rampant Rooster Morris - Mixed Cotswold Morris Dancing team with few rules but lively approach to dancing. The site includes their programme, dances, gallery and invitation to see them at weekly practice sessions.
The Scuba Trust - Disabled diving charity. Offers training and try diving events in Dorking and offers to arrange regional events on request. Also provides diving holidays.
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Clarke) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. -- Thomas Dekker There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes. -- Elbert Hubbard Recreation and Sports We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -- Wehrner von Braun The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspe "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." 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Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Recreation and Sports The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist. -- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Recreation and Sports "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses. -- Anon. I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf Recreation and Sports "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer to that would be Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. -- Josh Billings Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. -- Josh Billings "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Recreation and Sports Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Recreation and Sports Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay. -- Bill Stern Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune Recreation and Sports "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer to that would be The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to substitutes is one of life's major mysteries. -- Iris Murdoch Recreation and Sports When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the m The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. -- Margaret Mead Recreation and Sports "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. -- Anonymous Recreation and Sports "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot successfully Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. -- Richard Rosen I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce Recreation and Sports The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Recreation and Sports If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? -- Albert Einstein During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. -- Brendan Hills "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito Recreation and Sports "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. -- Yiddish Proverb Recreation and Sports When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. -- Anonymous Someday is not a day of the week. -- Anon. Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Recreation and Sports If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspe Recreation and Sports All television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adler "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machi If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door. -- Emily Dickinson Recreation and Sports "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. -- Gloria Vanderbilt "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Recreation and Sports Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coachin Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Recreation and Sports Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the child. -- Anne Sullivan "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Recreation and Sports
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