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Dormansland Village - Community pages from the Parish Council. Includes history and background, Parish Council information, news and events.
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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Dormansland We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Dormansland
There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Dormansland Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Dormansland
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dormansland "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Dormansland
A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Dormansland Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Dormansland
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) What's new? Most of my wife. "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Dormansland "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Dormansland
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Dormansland "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Dormansland
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Dormansland Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Dormansland
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Dormansland If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Dormansland
"There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Dormansland In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Dormansland
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Dormansland "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Dormansland
"Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Dormansland It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Dormansland
