Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Health May you never leave your marriage alive. When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Health
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Health "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Health
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Health "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Health
The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Health "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Health
"When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Health This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Health
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Health And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Health
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Health I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Health
"... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Health "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Health
He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Health "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Health
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Health Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Health
"Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Health It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Health
