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I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Farnham Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Farnham
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Farnham I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Farnham
In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Farnham I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Farnham
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Farnham You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Farnham
We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Farnham UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Farnham
The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Farnham Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Farnham
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Farnham Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Farnham
Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Farnham An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Farnham
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Farnham "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Farnham
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Farnham Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Farnham
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Farnham Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Farnham
