Brightwell Tennis Club - Tennis club in Farnham. Lessons available for adults and children.
Crondall Petanque Club - Comprehensive site includes club, venue, fixture, results, photo gallery, news and archives. Crondall near Farnham.
Farnham Rugby Club - Describes its teams and activities with news, photo gallery and membership information.
Farnham Swimming Club - Has gala reports, competition calendars, details of teaching/training times and contact details. This teaching and competition club also caters for Masters. [Requires Java]
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-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
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-- Napoleon Bonaparte Two souls with but a single thought,
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When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
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Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
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-- Baudelaire Recreation and Sports
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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-- Gore Vidal Recreation and Sports
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
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-- Nathan Hale Recreation and Sports
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Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
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