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"Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Police Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Police
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Police "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
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The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Police A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Police
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Police "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Police
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Police Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Police
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Police Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Police
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Police An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Police
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Police He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
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Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Police "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Police
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-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Police "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Police
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Police "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Police
