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Guildford Borough Council - Site provides details on local services plus tourism, economic development and business opportunities.
The Guildford Pub Guide - Guide to pubs in central Guildford.
Vistarama Guildford Tour - Interractive panoramics of Guildford linked to a dynamic map showing town centre and river.
Radio Lion - Guildford Hospital's broadcasting service.
Guildford Citizens Advice Bureau - Offers free advice on all subjects, including financial, employment, family,and legal issues.
Guildford Disability Pages - A guide to organisations dedicated to providing services and support to people with disabilities, including sensory, physical, and mental health needs, within the Guildford area.
Guildford Boat House - Offers river trips and boats for hire. Profile, services, fleet, FAQ and prices.
County Sound Radio - Soft adult contemporary and gold format radio station. Includes schedule, station and tuning information, FAQ and competitions. Available on AM and cable.
Albury Village - Contains community and historic information alongside events, walks and activities.
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That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. -- Martin H. Fischer Guildford Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. -- Edward H. Land "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of u Guildford "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. -- Shelley Winters I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it. -- Virginia Woolf And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be. -- Grandma Moses Guildford Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers Guildford Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable. -- Beaumont, Francis If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Guildford Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. -- D. H. Lawrence If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. -- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Guildford "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Guildford "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. -- Oscar Wilde Guildford If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. -- Beau Brummel If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. -- Henry David Thoreau "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. -- Robertson Davies Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Guildford A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -- Friedrich Nietzsche The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue. -- Anonymous Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Guildford I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. -- Tom Robbins Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Guildford A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. Harry S. Truman Mistakes are the portals of discovery. -- James Joyce Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976. -- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Guildford blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability. -- Oscar Wilde If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble. -- Elbert Hubbard The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Guildford Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, dying words To teach is to learn twice. -- Joseph Joubert Guildford Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. -- Anonymous Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not as My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. -- Buddy Hackett "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Guildford Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Guildford An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. -- Alfred A. Knopf If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? -- Harry Shearer The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday Guildford Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to- resurrection" coverage. He later a Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. -- Richard Rosen We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings. -- Abraham Maslow Guildford "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint. -- Robert Browning Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -- Albert Einstein Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Guildford Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. -- Arnold Bennett Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber Guildford
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