Lanesborough School - Private preparatory school for boys in Guildford Surrey England. Part of the Royal Grammar School.
Rydes Hill Preparatory School - Roman Catholic preparatory school in Guildford. Girls aged 3 to 11, boys 3 to 7. Includes a nursery, pre-preparatory and preparatory department.
Guildford School of Acting - Teaches acting as well as stage management, production, design and general drama studies.
Guildford County School - A co-educational comprehensive school in Guildford, Surrey, England, providing courses for pupils of all abilities aged 11 to 18.
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Education "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Education
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education
"The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Education Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Education
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Education It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Education
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Education To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Education
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Education Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Education
Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Education Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Education
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Education The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Education
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Education Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Education
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Education Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Education
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Education Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Education
