Exposing Your NHS - Lists incidents, complaints and investigations at The Royal Surrey County Hospital.
The Sunflower Trust - Aims to improve the health, success, performance, and self-esteem of children with learning difficulties or special educational needs.
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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Health I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Health
I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Health Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Health
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Health "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Health
"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Health Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Health
"The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Health I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Health
"The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Health A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Health
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Health blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Health
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Health It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Health
Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Health Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Health
The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Health Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Health
