"A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Travel and Tourism There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Travel and Tourism
The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Travel and Tourism As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Travel and Tourism
blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Man and wife make one fool. Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Travel and Tourism Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Travel and Tourism
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Travel and Tourism Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Travel and Tourism
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Travel and Tourism May you never leave your marriage alive. Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Travel and Tourism
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Travel and Tourism He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Travel and Tourism Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Travel and Tourism
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Travel and Tourism Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Travel and Tourism
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Travel and Tourism "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Travel and Tourism
The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Travel and Tourism I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Travel and Tourism
Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Travel and Tourism A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Travel and Tourism
