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The Fernhurst Motor Company - Official TVR dealers.
Haslemere - Information for locals and visitors, businesses, services and organisations, diary and situations vacant.
RDA Associates - Management consultancy working in all areas of the construction, IT and banking sectors.
Coomers - For all your timber, building, garden and DIY goods. First for service and advice - free local delivery
Sure Communication - Web site design and hosting for your corporate presence on the world wide web.
Wispers School - A small, caring Girls school in Haslemere.
Haslemere Cellar - Independent wine merchant also offering hampers and glasses. Profile, events, downloadable catalogue and order form an Acrobat format.
Amarna Spa - Luxury spa owned by Lythe Hill Hotel offering swimming pool, sauna and steanm rooms with temple shower, beauty treatment, sunbed, hairdressing salon and gym.
A&N Chartered Accountants - Independent firm of accounting tax auditors and business advisors specialising in annual and management accounts, book keeping, VAT, payroll services, charity accounts and audits.
Ludshott Photographic Club - Shows contact details, programme, news, and pictures from and rules of competitions. Also has a competition for images posted to the site.
Royal School - Girls' education with a breath of fresh air.
Lythe Hill Hotel - Part 14th century country hotel, one hour south of London.
Haslemere Visitor & Local Information Centre - Haslemere's information centre is housed in the town's museum, providing essential information for residents and visitors.
UK Office Systems - Digital copiers, printers and faxes, sales and service of new and refurbished machines.
Espresso Engineer - Selling and servicing espresso machines; also offering beans and vending ingredients.
St Ives School - IAPS independent day preparatory school for girls (3-11). It aims to provide a high standard of education with a broad curriculum in a happy purposeful atmosphere.
Stinking Fish - Local band who play in the Haslemere area. A lighthearted insight into the world of the Stinking Fish.
Haslemere Sub-Aqua Club (SAA259) - Club with full training equipment for the pool and two ribs used for diving trips along the south coast. Includes club calendar, history and news.
Bounceriffic - Offers bouncy castle and inflatable hire in Surrey and Hampshire. Profile, product range with price guide and list of available halls.
Haslemere Town Band - Brass Band.
All Saints Church, Grayswood - Anglican church located near Haslemere. Includes information about church services and village events.
Haslemere Health Centre - Includes information on the practice and the services that they offer.
Spellbound Mobile Disco - Covers Surrey, Hampshire and West Sussex. Information about the DJ and his sound and equipment with testimonials, FAQ and prices.
Camelsdale Petanque Club - Overview includes weekly schedule and contact information. North Downs League.
Russell Finch Accounting - Profile and services of small business accounting and book-keeping firm.
Courts Mount Road - Describes a local lane and its history with photo gallery and planning permission information.
Lower Roundhurst Farm - Offer Sussex organic beef. Contact details and company profile.
Delta FM - Contemporary and classic hits for Alton and Haslemere. Includes presenter, advertising and schedule information, gallery and press releases. Available on FM and live web stream.
Alpha in Haslemere - Teaches Christianity. Describes the organisation and its courses with information about taster sessions.
Keats Letting - Letting agents serving Surrey, Sussex and Hampshire. Profile services and searchable database.
ITL Web Design - Offers internet services, database design and computer support. Profile and services with portfolio and price guide.
Homecall Doctor - Offers a private GP service in the area. Describes its services and includes apatient questionnaire.
Haslemere Musical Society - Choir and Orchestra based at Haslemere, Surrey: includes rehearsal and concert schedule.
Fun Beds - Children's beds made to order. Online examples and contact details.
Haslemere Herald - Local Newspaper.
Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said. -- George Santayana The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. -- Abraham Lincoln "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Good friends are good for your health. -- Irwin Sarason Haslemere Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Haslemere It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I didn' Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving. -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton He who has lost honor can lose nothing more. -- Publilius Syrus It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha Haslemere We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. -- John Ciardi Haslemere "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Haslemere Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. -- Anonymous "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Haslemere I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. -- Buddy Hackett My other wife is beautiful. The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than the procreation of children. -- Thornton Wilder Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint. -- Robert Browning Haslemere We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. -- Prince Haslemere "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Anonymous Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous Prejudice is the child of ignorance. -- William Hazlitt Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any wish to act. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Haslemere Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns Haslemere Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don't know and Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts. -- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Haslemere A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with ano I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A. J. Liebling It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. -- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Haslemere If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth. -- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ign Haslemere Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother. -- Friedrich Nietzsche I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. -- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Haslemere The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P. J. O'Rourke "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Haslemere Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Nobody ever died of laughter. -- Max Beerbohm Haslemere The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. -- Samuel Butler Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a >From error to error one discovers the entire truth. -- Sigmund Freud "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Haslemere "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg Haslemere Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin... -- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Haslemere "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous Haslemere Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous. -- Bill Moyers The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia Woolf Haslemere Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire A small family is soon provided for. -- English Proverb There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Haslemere
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