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Horley UK - Online travel directory. Guest houses, hotels, shopping, food, car hire and pubs.
Furnistore - Non-profit making body providing used furniture to those who most need it, in the local area.
Horley Town - Town located close to London Gatwick Airport offering a wide range of facilities to the travellers and the local community including accommodation, restaurants, shopping, car hire and local tourist sites.
Reigate and Redhill Aquarist Society - Society meeting in Horley offering advice, help and images to tropical fish keepers.
Katoomba Dental Practice - General, cosmetic, and restorative practice. Offers private, Denplan and NHS treatment. Qualifications, services, special needs, office information, and fees.
Horley Bridge Club - Provides location, times, contacts and competition information.
Outwood Cricket Club - Includes match results and reports, averages, newsletters, events, membership information and club history.
Hookwood - Protests at the expansion of Gatwick Airport, claiming that the village will be destroyed.
Horley Baptist Church - Schedule of regular weekly activities, monthly calendar (in PDF), mission statement, profiles of the pastor and assistant pastor, information on activities for youth and children.
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) I think, therefore I'm single. -- Female philosopher Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Horley Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the commun The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life. -- Horley blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. -- Abraham Lincoln Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -- Albert Einstein When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want, and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion. -- Fred Astaire Horley Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery I shall return. -- General Douglas MacArthur The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Horley Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted. -- Albert Einstein "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency. -- W. Somerset Maugham Horley If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. -- Abraham Lincoln English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Horley May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper sticker God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. -- Albert Einstein Horley "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- ee cummings Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Horley Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. -- Peter De Vries There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach Horley A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. -- Thomas Dekker "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Horley We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace. -- William Gladstone Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald Horley A dollar saved is a quarter earned. -- John Ciardi The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing. -- Sigmund Freud "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Horley Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not, the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms with A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. -- Baudelaire "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Horley "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. -- Abraham Lincoln "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Horley The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. -- Anatole France Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not even talking about the programs). -- Nicholas Negroponte Horley He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. -- Euripides "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Horley We do not remember days; we remember moments. -- Anonymous Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth. -- Peter Ustinov Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz Horley "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first. -- Benjamin Franklin Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence. -- Essie Summers Horley "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. -- Woody Allen Horley The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Morison I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it ha If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible. -- James McNeill Whistler Horley A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. -- George Santayana Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -- Bertrand Russell The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott Horley Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -- Theodore Roosevelt A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright Does anal retentive have a hyphen? -- Seen on a t-shirt Horley
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