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Abacus Group - Catering and bar hire. BBQ hire. Event management. Corporate entertainment.
Advanced System Technologies Ltd. - Software tools for mass change projects such as Year 2000, telephone dial code conversion and Euro from AST.
The Farmhouse - Traditional 400 year old country pub. Offers pub food with traditional dishes and also Chef's special dishes. Sunday roasts are served from October through to May. There are also real ales on offer at The Farmhouse with the inclusion of guest ales in the future.
FBF - Graphic design to print. Includes marketing and advertising tips.
Horley Car Centre - Second-hand car dealership in the town centre. Includes stock list.
Jonathan's Multi-Media - Specialising in CD-ROM, internet, screensavers, 3D Design, and presentations.
Pulse Records - 12 inch vinyl and compact disc mail order specialist.
Runway UK - Sound Hire, Lighting Hire, Audio-Visual Hire.
Seven Sins Tattoo - Original and copy tattoo work, a large selection of body jewellery and expert staff to perform all services offered.
Teknos - Translation services in a variety of languages.
Telcheck Telecommunications - Independent Telecommunications Consultants offering impartial unbiased advice on all aspects of business telecommunications. Established in 1990, now working for over 450 UK Clients including many Blue Chip Companies.
Williams Amusements - Games room supplier specialising in new and vintage jukeboxes, football tables, pool tables, Pinball machines and classic arcade games.
Kalligraphic Design - A creative design agency producing brochures, promotional material, new media and packaging. Describes the organisation and its services and includes a portfolio.
Samoth Networking Ltd - Provides computer and network support for small to medium sized businesses in the Surrey and West Sussex area. Contact details only.
The Bathroom Studio - Offering bathroom accessories and furniture, design and installation services in the area. Includes company profile, location and contact details and product list.
P J Jupp - Suppliers of railway sleepers, aggregates, turf and mulches wholesale and retail. Includes product range.
Southover Design - Interior design and home renovation consultancy covering Surrey, Sussex and Kent. Describes its services and capabilities with testimonials.
Shipley Bridge Garage Ltd - Used and imported car dealer. Profile, services and stock list with warranty and finance information.
Surrey House Detective - Researches a complete history of old and period houses together with details of previous occupants. Profile, services and methods.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. -- American Proverb Business and Economy "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore - last words Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki Business and Economy I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coachin Business and Economy A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity. -- Albert Einstein People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. -- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -- Ogden Nash Business and Economy The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. -- Oscar Wilde "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Does anal retentive have a hyphen? -- Seen on a t-shirt "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Business and Economy "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Business and Economy "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. -- G. K. Chesterton Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead. -- Saint John Chrysostom Business and Economy Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Rogers Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin Business and Economy He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Business and Economy Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all other betrayals come. -- Cormac McCarthy Business and Economy "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) To teach is to learn twice. -- Joseph Joubert "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt Business and Economy In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled. -- Paul Eldridge Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. -- Anon. We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. -- Buck Henry Business and Economy My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. -- Robertson Davies Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate chastisement. -- Ernest Dimnet Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. -- John Weitz, American Designer "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Business and Economy When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Business and Economy "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not know what to create. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Business and Economy Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. -- Paul Boese Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -- Bertrand Russell Business and Economy "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it. -- Herman Melville LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Business and Economy "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -- George Washington Business and Economy Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool. -- Kelvin Throop I "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. -- H.L. Mencken Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Business and Economy Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose, 1931 The time is always right to do what is right. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx Business and Economy I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. -- Helen Keller I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. - Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Business and Economy Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. -- Leslie Jeanne Sahler If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. -- Joseph Addison Business and Economy
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