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quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Recreation and Sports I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Recreation and Sports
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Recreation and Sports It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Recreation and Sports
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Recreation and Sports blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Recreation and Sports
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Recreation and Sports All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Recreation and Sports
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Recreation and Sports Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
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--Malcolm X Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Recreation and Sports I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Recreation and Sports
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Recreation and Sports "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Recreation and Sports
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
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-- William Arthur Ward "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Recreation and Sports A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Recreation and Sports
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Recreation and Sports Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports
"I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Recreation and Sports Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Recreation and Sports
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Recreation and Sports Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Recreation and Sports
