Lightwater Village - Background information about Lightwater with street map index, free business directory, details of schools, church, council, Leisure Centre, plus information and leisure items for adults and children.
Lightwater Leisure Centre - A registered charity that benefited from a lottery grant. A new complex was built. They have a host of clubs that represent a wide spectrum of sport and leisure.
Lightwater RFC - Includes information, teams and fixtures.
Thrift Associates - IT and technical recruitment and headhunters with exceptional employment knowledge.
Carlton Guest House - Non smoking accommodation and bed and breakfast services.
PCS Computing - Web site design, hosting, url submission and management. Computer sales, repair and training. Computer Maintenance contracts and data centre services.
Photography by Françoise - Lady photographer specialising in weddings and portraits. Profile, services and portfolios.
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Lightwater The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Lightwater
Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Lightwater For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Lightwater
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Lightwater A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Lightwater
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Lightwater Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Lightwater
"A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Lightwater If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Lightwater
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Lightwater "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Lightwater
None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Lightwater I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Lightwater
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lightwater Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Lightwater
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Lightwater Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Lightwater
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Lightwater "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Lightwater
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Lightwater Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Lightwater
