Hire-A-Loo - Specialises in portable toilets for all outdoor events. Based in Lingfield.
Stuart Manufacturing - Inkjet Cartridges and Printer supplies for the UK and Europe.
Palehouse Groundcare Equipment - New and used compact tractors, mowers, turfcare equipment, estate and equestrian machinery.
Advanced Home Automation Ltd - Range of remote-controlled garage door openers with information for DIY installation or supply and fit service available; with secure on-line ordering.
Lovelylingfield.com - Village community pages with local events, clubs, organisations, businesses, history, message board and chat room.
Finlock Gutters - Concrete gutter reliners. Profile, services, technical information and prices.
Jelly Beans Nursery - Caters for up to aged 8. Profile, facilities, activities and fees.
Oldencraig Equestrian Supplies Limited - Includes online store, advice, calenders of show jumping, dressage and cross country events and a picture gallery.
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Lingfield A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Lingfield
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Lingfield "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Lingfield
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Lingfield The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Lingfield
In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Lingfield People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Lingfield
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Lingfield Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Lingfield
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Lingfield "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Lingfield
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lingfield "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Lingfield
"We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Lingfield This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Lingfield
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Lingfield Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Lingfield
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Lingfield "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Lingfield
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Lingfield People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Lingfield
