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All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Mersham Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Mersham
"I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Mersham You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Mersham
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Mersham blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Mersham
There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Mersham Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Mersham
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Mersham When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Mersham
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Mersham There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Mersham
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Mersham Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Mersham
"Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Mersham We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Mersham
"Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Mersham How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Mersham
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Mersham Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Mersham
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mersham The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Mersham
